westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

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shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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Make me choose between ___________ or __________.

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annadream:

Regular season: I’m not a fan of that player but I respect his skills and he seems like a decent human being.

Playoffs: DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE I’MA BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS IF YOU SCORE AGAIN

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